Name: Constable Vegetable
Duration: P00H02M13S
Description: Low Fi cassette recording from 1999's "Soylent Coz" this is the original track that I re-wrote as "constable cannibal." Elvis impersonation was intentional.

Constable Vegetable

by Coz the Shroom

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Low Fi cassette recording from 1999's "Soylent Coz" this is the original track that I re-wrote as "constable cannibal." Elvis impersonation was intentional.

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backing vocals: "Hairy Booty" and "Hunka-hunka"

If you run afoul of the law
Doncha party with sheriff McCaw
He'll throw you in the back seat
With a clean wired EKG
He'll be in an Iron Lung
Droolin' lips look like they been stung
You can explain everything to constable vegetable

If you cross the sheriff round here
He may let the constable steer
And he'll head you out to a bridge
You'd be better off lying in a ditch
Cause the constable's lights are out
He can't hear your loudest shout
You can explain everything
To constable vegetable

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released January 12, 2016
All voices and Instruments by Coz the Shroom

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Coz the Shroom New Mexico

NOW RETIRED TO BECOME A MONK AND FOLLOW THE TAO TE CHING.
Cassette artist since 1979, Former Austin punk rocker, (18 years in Austin Texas) independent recording artist, and part of the SUCKDOG circus from 1991 to 1998. long time performance artist, writer, and psychonaut. ... more

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